12.23.2020 - By Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas
THE BOYS ARE BACK TOGETHER AND WOKE YANNI IS LIVING THROUGH HIS OWN CHRISTMAS CAROL. Yannis Pappas is back in the studio after fighting The Hilary! He is now Yanni Kolloni and realizing that he had a nice life after seeing how hard it was recovering from COVID-19. He’s recovered and now is WOKE and wants us to be aware of Kwanzaa, Hanukkah, and all the other holidays. Because it's not just Christmas! The boys discuss a topic that Chris has always been interested in: The Council of Nicaea. In 325 ACE, Roman Emperor Constantine I brought together leaders of the Christian faith to resolve the controversy of Arianism and establish the doctrine of the Holy Trinity. Now make no mistake, there were many Councils of Nancia and in one of them, they decided that Jesus had a birthday sometime in December. Now during the time of Jesus, there were many people who claimed that they were the messiah. These guys picked Jesús and called it a day. Right? Really we don’t know! We’re the History Hyenas, go GOOGLE IT CUZ! Everything is real, Yanni is the real Jesus, and Chris is the gender-fluid Holy Spirit. It doesn’t matter! Reality is a suggestion. All we care is that you have a Happy Holiday season. Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa from the History Hyenas